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Dear Blackpool hen parties ,
I thought i would write and tell
you about my hen party we celebrated in Blackpool last year.
It started out great, my friends had planned this superb night,
which I had been kept in the dark about for most of the time so
as you can imagine it was nerve wrecking wondering what they were
going to do to me!
As it happened no one had planned to strip me naked or tie me up
with only my underwear as dignity, but still I was wary.
I should mention we are from Preston so Blackpool isn't too far
away. We met up at the Washington in town (which is a great meeting
place) and so the fun began. I had spent hours choosing what to
wear and in the end had decided on my 'safe' little black dress,
however I needn't have bothered as my lovely friends had brought
along everything you could think of to truss me up, condoms, a veil,
chocolate willy's and other rude things, not to mention a giant
sized vibrator that would make even the most experienced women's
eye's water!!
I must admit though, it brought us a lot of attention from men and
women alike!!
The night from then went very good, we must have crawled every pub
possible and were all getting very pi***d. I had made a promise
to myself (and my fiancé) that I wouldn't get too drunk,
so's as to keep my wits about me, but couldn't understand why my
words were progressively starting to slur and I was becoming louder
and louder and suggesting some obscene games to my friends like
who can collect the most undies from the men!!
They thought it was hilarious and shamelessly encouraged more of
it.
We must have frightened half the male population in Blackpool to
death as we screamed down the street like wild banshees, pouncing
on any male group we saw and asking for their underwear.
Luckily most of them took it in good spirit and i think we collected
about half a dozen pairs, which my friend Hazel thought it'd be
funny to parade around with them on her head..UGH!.
Next we went to Funny Girls which although I was a little worse
for wear to say the least, was an absolutely fantastic show, it's
one I would certainly recommend to all hens out there if you come
to Blackpool for your night.
Most of the men (artists) in there
have bodies us women would die for with legs up to their armpits!
Finally we ended up in the Waterfront nightclub and by now I was
so drunk I asked my friends for a glass of coke, but little did
I know all along they had been spiking my drinks all night so it's
no wonder I was practically on my back.
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